إلى لارا فابيان ومن يشد على يدها لتأتي ومن يركل ق... لتروح

 إذا بدا لارا تجي، تجي. وإذا بدا ما تجي انشالله عنا ما اجت وعقبال ما تاخد معها نواب المجلس كلن اللي بيعرفوا فرنسي واللي ما بيعرفوا،

وتاخد معها كمان اللي نازلين تنظير علينا وعلى وطنيتنا... ما شفت حدا منكن حرر غصن زيتون ولا دافع عن مظلوم ولا كشف مستور ولا نشر معلوم...

ومابعرف كيف الحكي عن لارا ومارا رح يغني فقير أو يعلم جاهل أو يحرر اسير...

في أولاد عم بتموت بحمص  وفي حريات عم تنتهك بمصر وبتونس وباليمن و بالعراق وبليبيا... و فلسطين هيديك المأساة الكبرى...
بس صوت لارا الرخيم يعلو فوق صوت كل هذه الغوغاء مش هيك؟؟

أما إذا كنتوا من دعاة نحنا ما دخلنا بغيرنا وخلي كل واحد يقلع شوكو بايدو لكن لخبركن إذا كان بعدكن ما بتعرفو، شو بدو يعرفكن فلا معرفة تعلو على معرفة الست لارا،

نحنا يا أشاوس منك إلو كل يوم عم ننسرق من مخلوقات عملناها بشر ورجعنا إنتخبناهن نواب ووزراء...

نحنا عايشين بالعتمي وبنصلي صلاة الغائب وصلاة الإستسقاء  ١٠٠٠ مرة تيجي الضو اللي مندفع حقو فاتورتين...

نحنا المجرم بنعملو مسؤول شي عن زنزانه بسجن روميه وشي عن وزارة وشي عن شعب وشي عن وطن... وإذا ما عملنا مسؤول بنفلتو...

والبريء عنا بنقتلو... بأساليب متميزه أكيد...
يا بنهبط بنايه على راسو، يا بنغطسو بطيارة وإذا راح تيصلي لربو بيلاقي الشيطان لاطيلو...

نحنا بناتنا وخياتنا واماتنا وصحفياتنا ومعلماتنا يا قابضاي منك إلو كل يوم عم بيتعرضوا لتحرشات وبهدلي وإذا ما قالولكن مش لأنو هيدي الإشياء ما عم بتصير بس لأنو انتو ما بدكن تسمعون...

إنتو ما بدكن تسمعوا غير صوتكن وصوت لارا اللي جاي تغني بعيد الحب ببلد إذا تنين حبوا بعضن ما فين يتزوجوا إلا بموافقة أقرع يا لابس عمة يا لابس سنسال...

و إذا ما وافقوا الشباب بدن العشاق يتشحشطوا على جزيرة متر بمتر مش معروف انكنا تركيه ولا يونانيه...

والماساة الأكبر إذا وافقوا لأنو فين يتزوجوا بس ما فين يشتروا بيت ببلدن وإذا اشتروا ما فين يعلموا ولادن...

وانشالله تضل الصحة منيحة لأنو اللي بيمرض بلبنان الموت استرلو وأشرفلو... 

بس أكيد كل هيدا مش مهم...

مش مهم إنو كل الإمم سبقتنا وإنو مستوى العلم عنا إنحدر لمستوى غسيل الدماغ وفصل البنات عن الولاد وفصل العقل عن الجمجمه...

المهم إنو لارا فابيان تجي...

والأهم إنو ما تجي لانو بدنا نسجل موقف إنو يابا نحنا حررنا القدس... و قاطعنا (كلمة قاطعنا هيدي كتير اساسيه إذا بتريدو سجلوها نوت عندكن)

وأهم شي، أهم شي، إنو لارا رح ترجع تجي، رغماً عن كل الأنوف التي قاطعت وانقطعت وهي تجعر وتطالب بكنسلت الحفله،

ولو ما نائب الشعب الأغر تحرك وإسترجع حقوق الشعب المهضومه ما كانت رجعت...

 وطبعاً في كل هذا الجدل البيزنطي السخيف إفادة...

إيه متل ما عم قلكن...

لأن من ورا لارا، أطال الله في أحبالها الصوتيه ورسائلها السلميه،

صرنا نعرف إنو الإرهابي هو اللي  بيقاطع حفله والخاين والعميل هو اللي بيواصل وبيحضر حفله!!!

 يعني شو بدي قلكن: عيب استحوا، مثلاً ؟ بلا هبلكن مش ناقصنا، مثلاً؟

ما فيني غير اني إستشهد (بتصرف) بإحدى روائع الفن الراقي وقول: اللي خلايا دماغو(بدل إمو اللي أن متأكده إنها منو براء) مسافرة ، رح يعمل حفلة !!!

ولا عزاء للتعبانين منا...

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10 Things u must CHANGE today!

Well here are we are again! This is another episode if what you can call the  10 series, in which I present 10 things I discover to be interesting, impressive, or inspiring. You can read a previous post from the 10 series here. Now, I have had this post drafted since Oct 15th, but never really had the heart, energy or even the words to finish it until today. I felt there was something missing but with the events that have happened lately: Jeita, Lebanon vs. Korea soccer game, Allouch vs. Shokr's boxing match, university student related incidences and elections, GEW, $32 million paid to STL, power blackouts across Lebanon, MEA strike, and of course the consistent dismissal of citizens rights to a law that protects them against violence, have all left me thinking that this post can not be put off any longer. So here they are, in no particular order, 10 things we can no longer afford to maintain.

1. Ignorance: We can no longer afford not to know. Not nowadays and not anymore! You cannot live in a certain part of the world, and not understand what laws govern it, and how they might impact you. You cannot open a bank account without learning what the regulations and fees required are, purchase a product online without reading the fine print, or marry someone without meeting the family or friends. Since we were all born with the cells, nerves and blood circulation that enables each of us to learn, ignorance is therefore a choice. I firmly believe that you have the right to freely choose anything you want; however, I also believe that your choice is flawed if you have not considered its implications before hand. Ignorance is costly because it results in giving up your free will and ability to decide on your own. Lack of information means that you hand over different aspects of your life to someone else more knowledgeable than you, like a bank, a politician, a firm, an airline, MTCtouch, Alfa, a cab driver, the car dealer and so on and so forth… That’s a lot of people/ organizations controlling what should be YOUR life. You do not need to transform yourself into a Mr. / Mrs. Know_it_all, but at least be aware and constantly search for information and assess its credibility prior to taking or holding back action.

2.  Indifference: There is nothing more irritating than carelessness. You might think that you are only one person, and so you cannot cause a lot of harm or result in any good. But you and I both know that this in not true. Ghandi, Fairuz, John Lenon, and your teacher, each one of those is one person and yet they influenced you and the world in more ways than I can list here. I am not saying that you go on hunger strike, but while simple acts of compassion or consideration cannot cause radical change, they can incrementally make the world around you a little bit better and make you a bit more integrated with your community around you. We are social beings after all, social being derived from society, and therefore it’s simply unnatural to go around disconnecting yourself from what goes around.

3.  Parroting: Parrots are beautiful creatures, but here’s a newsflash: YOU ARE A HUMAN BEING! Which means you have brain cells that can accumulate and analyze information better than any other being out there. So I suggest you use them. If you were intended to repeat everything you have heard or seen without thinking about it or adding value to it, then you would have had two wings and lots of colorful feathers, living in the amazons or in someone's living room eating crackers. Successful people are those who add value, to everything they do, but especially to things they say. Words travel fast, and are used to judge your character often.  It is crucial then that you understand the importance of thinking about what to say and when to say it before you say it. Repetition is a great tool for memorizing, but what future employers, employees, even life partners are looking for is someone who can think for his/herself, has valuable input to share and can contribute to positive change instead of repeat and mimic inherent ideologies and concepts.

 

4. Tautness and Conformity: Adhering to the rulebook and implementing policy and procedure to a T, without questioning them, breeds nothing but underdeveloped capacity. Because only through questioning, discovering, exploring and exposing yourself to people, cultures and concepts beyond your comfort zone will you learn and improve. You think you are just being a good citizen, student or employee, or you might be too scared or too indifferent to rock the boat, but what you are really doing is building your own cage by limiting yourself and settling for conditions that are either unjust or at best, in severe need of improvement. Remember: "The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood." Martin Luther King, Jr.

5. Making fun of others: No one cares if you are a celebrity judge on Celebrity Duets, and no one cares in what context, whether funny haha, a wink or a simple hand gesture; making fun of people, regardless of their condition, reflects nothing but poor taste and cruelty. Making a habit of such a behavior turns the human soul mean, disrespectful and borderline racist. Now, if you do not care about your image, or your personal development as an individual, then you better at least worry about Karma, because it does not play nice with bad boys and girls.